Definite Article!
Your Izzard-ness is at 90!
Your Izzard-ness is off the charts! You must be a bit of a bastard, cuz you’re getting shagging a-plenty! Your knowledge of the Action Transvestite is unrivaled, and you KNOW you wanna be a beekeeper! You wanna KEEP BEES! But you’re COVERED IN BEES! Quite sexy, actually. Well-done. You beat out Sexie Eddie, Kilted Eddie, and the lowly Plain-clothes Eddie. If I asked you, “Do you have a flag?” you’d say “Yes, five of ’em!” You’re like Achilles without the Achilles Heel… Immortal!
My test tracked 1 variable: How you compared to other people your age and gender.
You scored higher than 99% on Izzard-ness.
The Expanded Eddie Izzard Action Test [ARCHIVED] written by fontanel on OKCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test.

Note: as of 2025 – this is a recreation, the Internet Archive link above does not allow the test to be taken.